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Sunday, 4 January 2015

Njan Uncle Aunty Kalikal Mallu Kambi Tips 2015

Ente praayam 16 vayas, +2 nu padikkunnu; Mummi yude veedum njaanghlude veedum 5 minutes nadannal mathi, raathriyil njanghal Mummi yude veetil pokum, avide mummi yude oru sister teacher aanu, (married aanelum=bharthaaavu militaryil, avar school aduthayathinnalum yivide thanne yayirunnu thaamasam); padinathil njanghale sahayichirunnu. Aa yidakkaanu randhamathe uncle nte yum Mary aunty yude yum vivaham, 24 vayas, 5’ 6” uyaram, 36–30–34 size, (manasasthra thil master degree), veluthu, thadichu kozhutha thudakalum, niranjhu thulumbhunna karikk mulakalum; njanghle valiya kaariyamayirunnu, anghottum valre respect koduthirunnu; kalyananm kazhinjhu ethaandu 3 - 4 maasam aayappol, Mary aunty + teacher mai entho kasa pisa undaayi, athe thudarnnu Mary aunty avarude veetile kku poyi. Uncle oru pratheka swabhava kaaranum; (ammaye pedichu, penghale onnum parayilla), Uncle ennedu pulliyude mansilulla ella kaariyanghalum parayumaayirunnu; 
Mary auty illaatha bhuthimuttukal ellam kettitu jhaan parajhu aunty ye kaariyanghal parajhu manasilaakkam. Anghane uncle inte aalayi, njaan Mary aunty yude veetil chennu. 16 vayasilum, schoolile sthiram athlete aayirunna thinaal uracha sareeram aayirunnu, Kochu lal inte valuppavum athra mosam allayirunnu, half paantinte thuranna vidaviloode suddha vaayu kollaan thala purathekku neettu mayirunnu, 
Mary Aunty palapposhum enne ottakku kochu lal inte kaaryam paranjhu kaliyaakku mayirunnu: Uncle paranjha kaariyanghal visadha mayi aunty yedu paranjhum, 
aunty illatha ooro divsanghalilum uncle nu sahikkan pattathathum, 
vivarichappol uranghi kidannirunna Kochu lal unarnnu purathekku thala neettan thudanghi; Aunty adhu kandu, keezh chundu kadichu enne kaliyakki; 
ellam kettu kurachu neram entho aalochichu urappichu, ennedu paranjhu, Mone lale, ninne enikku valre ishttamaanu, nee paryunnathu njaan anusarikkam, ninte koode varikayum cheyaam, ennal nammal thammil oru pratheka bhandham undayirikkanam, entha mon sammathicho.? 
Enikkonnum manasilaayilla, avar thudarnnu, pedikkendada, nokku, monte vasthra dhaaranam half paantil ninnum mundilekku maattan samayamai, ippol nee kutty alla valarnnu valiya aalayi poyi, viswasam aayillel thanne onnu kuninjhu nokku, 
ippol enthu thonnunu seri alle.? Kochante thala puratheku varunnathu kandappol naanam thonni, udane kai pathy kondu marachu pidichu, aunty chiri othukkan paadupettu. Uoonum kazhinjhu, njanghal iranghi, vazhiyil palliyil kayari prarthichu, palliyude side il ulla cheriya puzha yude side wall oru 3 adi uyarathil kettiyirunnu; aalkaar vaikunneranghali kaatu kollaan vannu irikkum. 
Aunty paranjhu namukkividirunnu samsaarikkaam, vaikunneram veetil poyaal mathi. Ooronnum paranja koottathil chodichu, Lale ninte uncle ne kurichu enthegillum ariyumo; angherku oru vallatha swabhavam aanu; Prathekichum enne kalikkunna kaariyathil, yeppol angherkku moodu varunno, appol mumbhum purakum nottamillate enne kalaikkan kittiyirikkanam; rathri yenno pakalenno evide yaneno onnum nokkilla, angherude kaariyam nadakkanam, athreyullu, athum 2 – 3 thallu maathram, chilappol ente purinte veliyil thanne kazhinjhirikkum; ennalum nirbhandha maanu thaanum. Yithe fast pannal service palappozhum adukkalayilum undaayittundu, 1 – 2 pravashyam teacher kaanu kayum cheythu (akathenghum saukariyamille, naanam kettaval, avalkku muttu kayari irikkelle, ennu commentum passakki, athe tudarnnu enne ooronnum cheetah paranjhu, athaanu jhanghalude vazhakkinu kaaranam, Yini ennedu udakkan vannaal, njan avale sariyaakkum, athinu munne ninte uncle nte aa dhu-seelam onnu maatti yedukkanam, anthinu ninte sahayam enikku venam; 
koottathil ninakkum oru training aakum. Ninne kalyanam kazhikkunna kuttikku niraasa pedendi varilla Vaikunnerathode njanghal veetil ethi, 
aale yethicha kaariyam njaan uncle nedu parajhirunnu, raathriyil uncle kada adachu veetil vannappol Mary aunty ye kandu santhoshichu. 
Oonu kazhijha udane, matthonnu cheyikkate aunty ye kootti bed roomil kayari kadhak adachu; teacherum ammayum dheshayathil oronnum piru piruthu kondu baakki adukkala panikal theerthu. Adutha divasam Mary aunty raathriyile running commentary valli, pulli vthyasamilla te pacha aayi vivarichu thannu; 
(orazhchak ullil, teacher avarude veettilekku sthiramai poyi). 
Ente traininginte aadya paadamai parajhu thannu; 
Shtree purushanu maayi bhandhapedumbhol, SEEKHRA SKHALANAM purushanil saadharanamaanu, athu niyantrikkunna thu manasinte avasthayum aakunnu; Swantham manasine niyandhrikkuvan saadhichal ellam nammude niyanthranathil varum athinanu ‘SAMBHOGHATHIL MAANASHEEKA NEEYANTRANAM’ (ithinu manasastrathil ‘MIND CONTROL THERPHY’) ennu paryunnath. 

(1) randallum swastha maanasheeka avasthyil aayirikkanam, koottu kudumbhathil aakumbhol nammal bhandha pedunnathu mattarenghilum kaanumo yenna pedi, kallaa vedikkare pole, olichum paathum vannu, edutho pidichonnu 3 – 4 adi adichu vegham vellam kalanjhu pokunnthu pole aakaruthu, anghane bhandhapedunna shrteekal choodayi varumbhol adichu kodukkendavan kaariyam kazhinjhu poyirikkum/kidannuranghi yirikkum, evarkku onnum aakilla, appol avar vere aale nokkum, anghane samoohathil parapurusha bhandhanghal saadharana reethi aaakum. 

(2) Shtree yumai sambhogikkunnathinu munne shtree ye maansikamai thayaarakkanam, allathe tuni azhichaludane ninte uncle ne pole evidenghilum vachu thallaruth. Aadhyam shtree yude thaalpariyam ariyuka, ethu reethiyil bhandha pedunnathilanu avalkku santhosam ennariyanam, athumalla anne divsam bhandhapedaan avalkku aakumoyennu ariyanam; orikkalum Bhaarya innu venda yennu paranjhal, balamai cheyaan shramikkathirikkuka; anghane varumbhol, saavakasam avale aavashyam paranjhu manasilaakki, sammathipikkuka, ennittum pattilla enghil oral sexinu prerippikkuka, anithum sammathichillel, avalude munnil thanne swyam bhogham cheythu, kaalinidayil kaiyum thirumi maryadhakku kidannuranghuka. 

(3) Avalkku sammatha maanel aadhyan vastraghalkku mele koodi ooro kundukalum, kuzhikalum, muzhakalum tottu thalodi, umma vachum, savadhanam ooronnai vashtraghal thammil thammil azhichu maatti umma vachum, avalude ooro avayavanghale yum nannai pokki varnnichu pukazhthuka, mulakaleyum nipilukale yum sneha poorvam thalodi thirumi kudichum suhippikkuka, (karinbhin kaattil aana kayaria maathiri perumaarathirikuka), naafhi yum pokkilum thadavi, umma vachum ikkili koottuka, poorinu mele maardhavamai thaloduka, cliteri savadhaanam valichu rasippikkuka, oru viral pathiye kadathi llakkuka thadasamilla yenghil viral ennam kootti kayatti ilakkuka, aadhyathe love juice veliyil varunna avastha aanu shtree sambhoghathinu poorna reethiyil thayaar aayi ennu manasil akkunnathu; athe pole pursha lingham pathiye munnottum pirakottum tholi thettichu, kayileduthu kulukkiyum, vaayileduthu savakaasam chappiyum, umma vachum nalla urukku polaakki avante pre-com veliyil varuthiyathinu sesham maatram akathu vachaal, kooduthal neraam suham kittum, sarikkulla veeryam purathu varaan savakassam yedukkum; athu guna menmma yulla purusha beejam aayirikkunnathinal, shrtee yude garbha paathrathil yethi, avalude beejavumai mixai, savakaasam shtree garbhavati aakunnu. Mikkavarum thayarakkate edotho pidicho enna reethiyil akathu vachadichal sarikkum purusha linghathil ninnum varunnathu pre-cum maathra maayirikum; (athil pursha beejanghal undaakumenghilum, athu sakhthi kuranjha beejam aakayal, shrtee kalude beejavumai mixakumbhol, aa purusha beejanghal nirveeryamai maarunnu; chilappol shtree garbha vati aakukayum cheyaarundu. Saadharana reethiyil oru shtree beejanghale kaal 1000 madanghu veeryamulla anekam purusha beejaghalil onnumai mixakumbhozhanu shtree garbhavati aakunnathum, aa kunjhu aaroghya paravum maanaseeka paramayum nalla avasthayilum aayirikkum. Nalla veeryamulla Beejanghal varunnathinu munne thanne kuzhanjhu veenuraghunna purushanumai ennum 2 – 3 pravashyam kalichu madichaalum, aa shtree garbham dharikkaan sadhikkathe varunnu; FHALAM VARSHANGHALAYALUM AVARKKU ORU KHUNJHU UNDAAKILLA. 

(4) Streekalil avarude aardhava periods (aardhava chakram) normalai 23 muthal 25 divasanghal aakunnu, palarkkum 1 – 2 divsanghal vythaasam varaam; koodaathe veliyil aakumbhol 5 – 6 divasanghal kondu, garbha paathrathil ninnum pazhaya stock ozhukki kalayunnu; ithinu aardhavam ennu parayum. Oro pravashyavum garbha paathram clean aayal, adutha 5 mathe divasam muthal ooro 24 manikoorukalilum ooro jeevanulla shtree beejam ulpadhikkunnu, athinte jeevan 24 manikoor nerathekku maathram nilanilkkunnu, anghane oro aardhaava chakrathilum 10 – 12 jeevanulla shtree beejam undakunnu (shtree kalude aaroghya / sareerika reethi anusarichu + - undakarundu). Shtree beejam ulppadikkatha divasanghal (aadhya 5 divsanghal + avasaana 6 – 7 divasanghal) yithine yaanu sambhoghathinu ‘SURAKHSHITHA PERIODS’ ennu visheshippikkunath; yee divasanghali garbha dhaarnam undaakaarilla thatinal adichu polikkendavarkku, pedikkathe kannumadachu kalichu suhikaam, urakalo, gulikakalo aavashyamilla. Avalude kaamam theerunnathu vare parannadicho, no problem. 

(5) Yini seekhra skhalanam undaakunna varaanel, sambhoghathil avarude vellam varaan pokunnathai thonnunathinu munne, avarude manazil, pettennu matthenthenghilum (vikaaram undakatha kaariyam chindhikkua) appol uthejanam nashtapedaathe thanne skhalikkilla; palappozhum udhesicha fhalam kittilla, nammal mattenthengilum chindhichu thudanghubhol thanne, skhalanam nadannirikkum. Kooduthal nallathu akathu vachu adi nadakkumbhol thanne uthejanam vidaathe, mattedhenghilum vikaaram undakaatha kaariyanghal chindikkuka; i.e. bus yaathrayil varshanghal kku sesham suhurthine kandatho, over speedil poya businte speed kurakkuvaan yathrakar bahalam vachatho, mazhayude sakhthi / sahikkaan vayaatha choodo, enthelghilum; pettennu skhalikkanam enna moodu maarumbhol veendum parannadi kkuka, veendum manasine mattu vazhikku chinthippikkuka; ithu step by step aayi maathrame prayoghathil varuthuvaan kazhiyu. Yee common ‘mind control theraphy’ aadhyam aadhyam 3 – 4 pravashya thil paraajaya pettalum, savakasam sheamayode pariishichal fhalam urappu. Yithinnai oru Doctor de yum sevanam aavashyamilla, swanthamai cheyaavunnthe ullu; try cheyuka. 

Aunty enikku instruction maatramalla thannirunnathu, uncle inte arivode practicalum thannirunnu, Uncle nu manasilaakatha chila reethikal anghere kaanichu kodukkuvaan vendi enne kondu cheyichirunnu; ooro samayathum poraymakal thiruthi kondum, puthiya reethikal pareeshichumirinnu; Yekadehsam 2 maasathinu sesham aunty jhanghalil test nadathi (6 maasathinullil, uncle D-grade vare uyarnnirunnu, ennal verum 2 maasam kondu enikku A+ kitti; aunty uncle nedu parajhu yivan ente uthama sishyananu; yivane jhaan penughale suhuppikkunna paniyil super hero aakkum. Thudaarnnu jhanghal poorna samthripthi yode onnichum ottaikkum oru paadu naal bhadhapettirunnu; Mary aunty kku motham 4 makkal, athil 3 ennam uncle nu avakaasha pettathum orennam entethum. (Palliyil mamodeesakku, avarude nirbhandhathaal avante thalathottappanum jhaan thanne aayi). Palapposhum jhanghal 3som cheythirunnu, jhaanum aunty yum adichu polikkunnathu vaachu cheyithu uncle palapposhum waa! re waa! prajhittundu. Mary aunty enneyum Kaanthari yeyum othiri sahayichu; idakkidakku maravi maatiyille kali marannu pokumo ennoru shangka Mary aunty kku ippozhum bakki, athinaal varshanghal kku sesham ippolum avasaram othu vannal progress checku cheyar undu (Makkal valarnnu kalyanavum kazhijhathinaal, valare deesent aanippol). Ithinulil Jeso yude oru kaal nere mukhalilekkuyarthi, matte thu thaazhe yum, chandhi kitchen tablinte balathil ‘Nataraja nirtha’ style il Oru stylen step kaanichu koduthu; chadhiyum thalli, jeso sarikkum aaswaadhichu; avalude hus. Jo ye kondum yini muthal mind conrol therapy seelippikkum ennu paranjhu; Adutha divasam ente anuvaadhathode Jeso Mary aunty yude ‘Mind control therapy’ avarude thaya reethiyil avatharippichu, palarude yum samsayanghalum theerthu koduthu.


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